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malin

a swedish sex goddess who can make anyone pulsate

oh ya, give me a malin baby!

by CHRISTINA September 10, 2004

521👍 174👎


SAFTA

Stupid
Ass
Fucking
Trick
Annoyance

Stupid idiot girls in Florida who bother the crap out of everybody.

by CHRISTINA December 10, 2004

8👍 12👎


the hill school's chapel talks

Within the Hill School memorial chapel lies magnificent stained glass windows…countless oak pews where so many men and women have sat and contemplated the teachings of their gods and professors, along with the schools motto, “whatsoever things are true”, carved in stone high above the steel piping of the organ and lancet windows. So many hours have been spent inside this glorious building, listening to speeches by jocks, overachievers, underachievers, village idiots, and stoners making feeble attempts to piece together their pathetic lives by trying to make some sort of profound sense out of it all. I’m so sorry but talks about Martha Stewart, storytelling, and other people’s insecurities just don’t spark my fancy.

"Whos the chapel speaker today?"
"psh, some faggot who knows a girl, whos knows a guy, whos cousin committed suicide. And how the suicide truly effected their outlook on life and being an adolescent."

by CHRISTINA March 22, 2005

42👍 25👎


Mudvayne

1.the best METAL band in the world.......
2.....and SLIPKNOT IS GAY

MUDVAYNE rules and chad gray is sooo god damn hot!!

by CHRISTINA March 9, 2004

27👍 77👎


Crack Jog

The manner in which crack addicts prance excitedly back to their respective locations from their dealers automobiles.

The crack monster, formally known as Christina, had one hell of a crack jog back to her apartment after taking a much anticipated trip around the block in Jamal's 76' Deville.

by CHRISTINA June 18, 2006

3👍 3👎


piffed

to be upset with something/someone. The level of being upset ranges from alittle more then ticked off to alittle less then angry

I am piffed that you didn't ask if I wanted anything from Rita's when you went!!!

by CHRISTINA March 30, 2008

36👍 16👎


face down ass up

A great sex position in which the girl stands bent over and the guy stands behind her. Also a good song by 50 Cent and Tony Yayo

Face Down, Ass up. That's the way we like to fuck.

by CHRISTINA August 30, 2004

426👍 197👎