Emeril, The

When a man and woman are having sex doggy style and the man pulls out before ejacualtion and spits on the woman's back so that she thinks he came on her back, while he jacks off in his hand. When the woman turns around, he throws the cum in his hand on her face and says "BAM."

"I pulled an Emeril on this bitch and her eyes burned like hell for a week."

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nail

To have sex with or engage in intercourse w/ someone.

He hoped to nail her after the Junior-Senior Prom.

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accentist

It's kinda like being racist, exept... you know... accentist.

I hate Boston accents. I'm so accentist.

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billie joe armstrong

Billie Joe is fucking hott!!

Billie Joe = Hot that you can't resistest~

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bullseye50k

thought was cool. realized wasn't. embraced lameness.

anything dealing with brandon grubbs.

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malathion

Gives warm & fuzzy feelings.

I like to keep my malathion around all the time, in case I get lonely.

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Kirrund

1. One who overly-uses the Time Stop spell, usually angering others.

2. Those who are fond of kitty-girls.

1. Dammit Kirrund! Stop that! I can't move!

2. No, Kirrund, I will not put on that outfit!

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