13th Warrior it

This started when a friend of mine borrowed a new copy of the movie "13th Warrior" from another friend and didn't return it until months later.
Now anytime something is borrowed, we have to say, make sure he doesn’t, 13th warrior it.

Hey dude, you can borrow my new music cd I just got.... But just don’t 13th warrior it.

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doggie nuts

testiculs on a dog,
that basterds like
bob barker
tell you to cut off

and they are cute

i would never cut off my doggie nuts

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smoldering

chemical reaction

MYRA was smoldering before she was smoking

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double boinger

A Mountain Bike equiped with suspension elements for both the front and rear wheels. Also a very erousing porno film

Make look at the dude with the Double Boinger. My Rig has no extras, it's a hardtail

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keystone

The best overall college beer. Good taste, yet you can drink it till the sun comes up, and its only like 13 bucks for 30 of them.

I woke up at 1pm and drank keystone till 6am while smoking blunts of the chronic every couple hours but didnt pass out because keystone allows you to consume record amounts of beer and feel fine the next day.

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joystick

Nickname for someone who chronically masturbates.

Damn, Leafar plays with himself so much we should call him JOYSTICK.

74👍 61👎

booty

Juicy ass.

I gotta grab that booty while I doggy style that bitch till she passes out.

10👍 15👎