littlest hobo

A wealthy charming good looking man whom i would give anything to be like.

The littlest hobo is my hero.

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mucker

another term for oral stimulation of the penis

"She gives good muckers"

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Plakas

Plakas: A greek school-boy who enjoys making "pwn" with other school-boy's and usually joins the Air Force at the age of 19.

"My name is Plakas, lets play some counter-strike, oh wait I must fix some planes."

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dush

The way we spell douche at Arkansas Tech. My suitemate spelled it like that on messenger.

Me: Your mom is a whore.
Him: shut up dush.
Me: It's douche, fag.

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Chuck-a-palooza

Parties that are held at Chuck's house. Usually consist of alcohol, Bloody Drills, music, girls, card games, and Soul Calibur.

Hey man, I got so fucked up at Chuck-a-palooza that I passed out next to the toilet.

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Botanica

The act of balancing oatmeal cookies on ones nose while fingering your grandfather's ass and masturbating two indian conformists who find nothing better to do then fart in jars and feed off the ass juice of preschoolers.

is wayne brady gunna hafta choke a bitch?

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Low Hanging Fruit

When your grandfather is so old that his balls hang down to his knees

My grand daddy sat on his balls the other day because he has some low hanging fruit.

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