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It's the only answer to J'eat yet?
Question: Hey, J'eat yet?
Answer: No, J'ou?
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When you finally find that piece of jewelry you've been looking for. Combination of bling and bingo.
Look at that necklace! Blingo!
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It's when you don't have to take a dump for days, then you visit your parents house, and you MUST take a dump. Even adult children are unaware this is happening but it's definitely umbilically connected. An umbilical dump.
Child: Hey Ma, I feel an umbilical dump coming on.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.
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Double whammy def: used as a NICE word to describe someone who gets easily annoyed, and/or usually behaves like a complete ahole. Or, it could be used to describe the act of someone being annoyed.
J: oh, that Tom is such a sphincternoodle.
C: yeah, he's got his sphincternoodle all in a twist.
This is what will crawl up your ass in the dead of winter if you have to take a shit outside, especially in New England.
Parent to child: don't go to the bathroom outdoors in winter, or a snow snake could crawl up your butt.
Man, I gotta take a dump but I'm afraid a snow snake will crawl up my ass!
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