Canonsburg Middle School

Canonsburg Middle School, or CMS is a school where the smell of mint and mango rains out of the bathrooms, Ben you know what I'm talking about. Teachers are fine, except for the ones that stare at my ass all day. Every girl that goes here has gotten dress coded, whether it be their shoulders or their stomach, it's happened. Fights and bad behavior are very common at CMS making the dean miserable, even though he is a great guy. I give this school the nickname of schuul of juul, because of how often I find half empty pods in the bathroom. The only good thing about this school is probably the band, which is actually very good. The smell in the halls is usually fish, and there are condom dispensers in the bathroom because the principals know what goes on in there.

Do you want to go fishing down at Canonsburg Middle School, I am sure we could get some big ones.

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