desk-douche

The act of cleaning your desk after an extensive period of feeling "not so fresh". Usually requires several cleaning products and at least one roll of paper towels. Sometimes includes chasing small animals and insects from surrounding area.

"After todays desk-douche, I finally found that sales report for those bastards in accounting."

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Doughnut Maker

The act of bending over at the waist and lifting something so heavy it forces your rectum out your anis, then being able to use a sharp knife to slice off a piece resembaling a doughnut.

"Danial tried to hang his new TV above the fireplace but he ended up with a doughnut maker."

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