EDCP

acronym: Elbow Deep Cooter Punch

To punch a girl in the cooter so hard your arm goes in all the way up to your elbow.

Mom didn't have breakfast ready for me, so I had to dish out an EDCP!

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KSCP

acronym - Kielbasa Splitting Cock Punch

To punch a male in the package such that the penis erupts like an overcooked kielbasa sausage. Preferably, the trajectory of the punch should align perfectly with the axis of the penis. Used when a simple cock punch is not enough punishment.

Also, Kielbasa Splitter

I was playing Halo 3 and this turdbox wouldn't shut up about how he "owned" me, so I had to give him a KSCP.