new hampshire nasty

The New Hampshire Nasy is a dirty sex move. Usually between two people, but there is no reason it could not include more. First sailor hats must be worn. Second the girl must insert a nerf football into her pussy. The football will double as a contraceptive device becuase of its spongey and absorbent nature will soak up all the cum. Third all people involved must be covered in clam chowder.

Katie will give you the new hampshire nasty for as little as $5.75. You can't beat a price like that.

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fu

furman university

im goin to furman university in south carolina

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chin finity

it meens hadleys got a fukin mungus arsed chin!!!!

cinderella sat on hiz face an sed lie bitch lie!!

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savage

a person or place or thing that is great

You are a Savage miser.

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Banger

a person that usses intravinis drugs

yeh tom shoots up, I hate bangers

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Smoal

was used at Red vs Blue Christmas Special 2004

"F*** no! Do you know how much coal costs?! Like $5 a ton! I'm not spending that on losers like you. You're all getting lumps of Smoal."
"Whats Smoal??"
"Something like Coal but doesnt make any heat only smoke"
"What??? How that doesnt make heat?"
"Fuck do i know!?"

"Tucker, isn't Christmas the season of giving...holy shit Blue Santa!"

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Mack Daddy

definitely not Cole McCormack. He is a fat jew beast with pimples, and fucking dreads.

NOT cole McCormack he is the biggest poser

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