stress-jerk

The act of interrupting work or study for masturbation (usually at night), in order to relieve stress and be able to return fresh to working or studying.

I was pulling an all-nighter and couldn't work anymore due to all the stress, so I stress-jerked and started being more productive.

COLLEGE!

A phrase that can be yelled by any college student, excusing them for anything wrong or criminal they just did.

After college student sets fire to a cop car and pukes on it:

Cop: Your in big trouble son...why don't you come over here and...
Student: COLLEGE!!!!
Cop: Oh, haha....I understand. I did some crazy stuff in my younger days as well. Your free to go.

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