golden homer

This is where a man is engaging in intercourse with a female and accidentally, or on purpose, pisses inside the bitch and afterwards saying "DOH"

Johnny and Suzie were bumping uglies when all of sudden Johnny gave Suzie a Golden Homer and Johnny exclaimed "DOH"

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procrasturbator

One who continuously puts off the act of masturbating.
origin: The combination of 2 words- Mastubator and Procrastinator.

Greg was such a procrasturbator, he thought about jacking off but played XboX instead. This was a daily occurence.

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