pizza tumor

A HUGE ZIT right in the middle of a very red and purple swollen acne face of white heads.

John: Holy G's! Look at the size of that Pizza Tumor on Rubin's face!
Brandon: Ohhh baby! When that bad boy blows its gonna fill buckets.
John: Be Afraid...Be Very Afraid!!!

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Highway Cologne

The Sweet Smell Of A Rotting Carcass Stewing In The Hot Sun Along The Roadway. The Natural course Of Decomposition Has Long Settled In. Usually That Of An Animal That Has Been Struck By either A Car Or A Truck.

Chris Said The Highway Cologne Was Really Strong When He Was Ridding His Bike Back From Sturgis.

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