screwed

n. basicly Fucked.
v. "same as obove"

"Oh yeah, He's screwed..."

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joob

a jewish noob
(see noob)

i pwnd j00 joob hahaha

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shop and gay

way of saying a place or store is gay
shop and gay-shopand save
eGay-eBay
Vogay-vocelli
kind of like putting izzle at the end of a word

u goin to shop and gay? no im gunna go to vogay or pizza gay to get a pizza

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Running Start Teabag

a variation on the teabag. The teabagger must be pantless and run at full speed towards the victim (helps if the victim is sitting). The teabagger then leaps at the victim with his legs apart and slaps the person in the face or mouth with his genitals. If done correctly the victims neck should snap. The teabagger will be feel a great deal of pain but boy is it worth it.

Chris: "I need to get home but my ride is passed out in a chair... how can I wake this bitch up?"
Ryan: "Three words, running start teabag!"

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Scissor Kiss

The act of two females having their legs entwined in such a manner that both vaginas rub together, appearing much like two open pair of scissors.

"A scissor kiss party is the natural culmination of any all-girl sleepover."

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cretin

The next level below a fool.

"Fuck off you cretin! You're just a waste of space!"

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get down

To begin foreplay, sex...
Usually in association with cutting all the stupid games and getting straight onto some physical action.

"C'mon baby, let's get down!"

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