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A lesbian who doesn't know how to eat pussy.
Louise has no idea how to lap a clam.
She is ilcliterate.
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The leader of the Nazi Organization of Women.
Clitler: Death to men!!!
NOW members: Heil Clitler! Heil Clitler! Heil Clitler!
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A nasty looking pussy.
The typical ones look like somebody stuffed a handful of sliced roast beef into her hole.
Sloppy pussies can benefit humanity, however. If the owner of the pussy is an organ donor, the extra skin can easliy be fabricated into replacement ears for burn victims.
That chicks got major league sloppy pussy!!!
Looks like she got fucked by a taffy puller!!
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A nasty looking pussy.
The typical ones look like somebody stuffed a handful of sliced roast beef into her hole.
Sloppy pussies can benefit humanity, however. If the owner of the pussy is an organ donor, the extra skin can easliy be fabricated into replacement ears for burn victims.
That chicks got major league sloppy pussy!!!
Looks like she got fucked by a taffy puller!!
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We had TomKat and Bennifer, now we have Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump.
Why don't you two just screw and get it over with.
Rosie can run her fingers through his hairpiece and Donald can roll her in flour and go for the wet spot.
Boy...there's a pay per-view made in HELL, eh?
Could you turn on The View. I want to find out what Rosie O'Donald is up to today.
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A state run program that, despite it's official charter of protecting children, protects abusive women.
They openly discriminate against fathers and have probably killed more children they've "claimed" to have helped.
Their formula is simple:
Mommy= Innocent victim who always tells the truth.
Daddy= Evil person who always lies.
Child= Insignificant.
Steve: Hey Bob, what happened when you called DCF about your ex-wife dying cigarettes out on your daughter?
Bob: They said, over and over, that I wasn't mandated to make a referral. Then they said I was a jealous ex-husband and everything in her home was "appropriate". I had to bring her back to her mother. They also said I shouldn't have visitation rights.
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The "I" stands for INCOMPLETE and it will take "95" years to finish.
Now you know.
Welcome to I-95! Good luck....you're gonna need it.
It's a 1900 mile break check.
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