Ass-cobbler

1) a complete dill weed who looks at your girlfriends ass

Dill weed: "Damn, look at that ass!"

Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!"

Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"

( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)