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holy shit, you couldn't be more bored. whatever your supposed to be doing, you should quit.

teacher: why are you quitting my class?

me: you're lectures are so boring I typed out qazrfvujmplonhycdewsxtgbik.

Aginostic

if you are aginostic you do not know if god exists, but if it does you are angry at him.

john: do you believe in god?

Matt: i don't know, but if he does exist he's a dick.

John: Oh! so you're aginostic.

Pined

To suddenly and violently slam into a tree.

I was having fun on my dirt bike but then I hit a bump and got pined