Caage

One man in the entire universe that was named Caage. His father was high and didn’t know how to spell Caage so he added an A. Cage (Correct spelling) + A = Damn you father

Jack: Did you hear, Caage smashed his face and my girl?
Caage’s Dad: With a name like his. He got a girl?
*laughing intensity’s*
*Dad goes to get milk again and never returns*