sss

sss - (1) interjection (2) onomatopoeia:

1. Yes
2. The sound that emits from a group of 30 odd primary school students when informed that, instead of doing maths this afternoon, they will be doing sport.

"Ok class. Instead of doing maths this afternoon we're going to be doing ... sport."
"SSSsss!"

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fuckrupt

adj. noun - pron: fuk-rupt
1. To be bankrupt.
2. Specifically, the "Bankrupt" on Wheel of Fortune.

1. Vodafone sent a sms about "premium charges" and Slu reckons they suck everyone in with their good deals, then smash the prices up and everyone goes fuckrupt.
2. "Oh and what's it going to beeeeeeee!!!?! Oh! Come onnnnnn! OOOOHHHHH! Well that's a Fuckrupt and your entire cash total is gone! So unlucky since this is the tail end of the final round! But don't worry! THERE'S STILL TIME!"

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hott

(adjective)

new; recent; fresh. (The Budget Macquarie Dictionary, 1999 Reprint)
Describes anything that is in demand and is popular. You say the word from the back of your throat while breathing out through your nose.

Examples:
1. Linux become HOTT in Hong Kong.
2. 104.7 Hott FM.

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uxorious

(adjective)

Excessively fond of or submissive to a wife. (Dictionary.com)

AKA "pussy whipped".

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comic book guy

(noun)

Anyone that has the characteristics of the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. Some characteristics include:
- arguing excessively (especially on Internet forums) over, for example, minute details about some minor point or the way Spock exhaled as he spoke from the 34th episode of the original Star Trek series from 1950 whatever.
- informing someone of something (like a software release) the moment it happens. "You should be informed Microsoft has released another minor update patch for the Internet Connection Wizard for Windows 95."
- insisting that their interpretation of any given topic is the correct one, with a twist of role playing games and choose-your-own adventure book titles to back their point up.
- fat arsed/ugly with no women in their life except for the mother, sister(s) or pr0n.
- skinny arsed with trimmed facial hair, glasses and a pony tail.
- always has the fastest Internet connection going and is constantly downloading something illegal from the latest p2p or file swarming network.
- doesn't like another person you class as a comic book guy (as comic book guys don't get on because they argue each other in circles and compete to download the latest video driver updates first then email them to the other one)

I left my MSN on auto file accept accidentally and went out. When I got home this comic book guy on my list had sent me about a hundred files he had downloaded off bit torrent. Most of it was pr0n or pictures of wizards from role play games.

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urbanization

The process of discovering and regularly using urban dictionary.

Mum and Dad have undergone some serious urbanization in the past few weeks.

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donkey

(noun)

1. A business venture which one spends vast amounts of money on, and recieves no returns from it.
2. An object or item which one spends a lot of money on, especially if the item or object does not serve its purpose correctly.

1. "Ron poured 40 grand into a donkey of his and now he's crying poor."
2.
"I bought this 16 inch thermo-fan for my Datsun but it doesn't fit. I think it's a donkey."
"What did it cost you?"
"Not willing to tell."

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