Karen

A very nice person that is introverted and enjoys rosé wine. Her hair is always fabulous and when she smiles her eyes look like they’re laughing bashfully. Karen is very creative and enjoys producing art in her free time while also supporting her local community. That being said Karens can be a bit hard to read as they always seem tired of your bullshit but really they are tired of everyone trying to under pay them for their artwork. That being said once you can recruit Karen into your friendship cult they will be down to choke out just about anyone (safely that is). In their free time they play games like magic the gathering and run The League of Karens Against Karens where they are currently plotting a coup to reclaim their name from the annoying white/blonde Karens that the world so hates.

Me: Is that a Karen? She doesn’t look like one…
Friend: No. That’s just Karen, she’s great. I have some of her artwork on my wall.
Me: Oh shit which piece?
Friend: The one with the mushrooms
Me: Fuck that piece is so great!