gold star fag

A homosexual male who has had absolutely zero sexual contact with someone of the opposite sex.

My friend Salim would be a complete gold star fag, except for one very horny Homecoming date combined with a very dark living room.

Now he gets ill just thinking of the vag. "Ewwwwww!"

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Stack of Shame

A growing collection of video games that have yet to be opened and played, likely due to the fact that so many good games come out and the owner simply cannot keep up.

This is most commonly an issue for professionals in the video gaming industry.

"My Stack of Shame keeps piling up higher and higher! Skyrim, I wish I knew how to quit you!"

"Don't even bother pointing out the fact that half my games are still in the plastic wrap—I am acutely aware that my Stack of Shame is ridiculous."

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shoulder-deep

A state of being where one is immersed extraordinarily deeply into a project or situation.

Originating from farm life, where cattle and horse breeding often requires literally going "shoulder-deep" into an animal to either fertilize its eggs manually or to check for a pregnancy. This is only gross the first dozen times. Ask your veterinarian or local hick for further details.

Man, I have to get my nerd on and start coding this back end content managed system of this web site my damn self. I'll be shoulder-deep in figuring it out.

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Gamer Standard Time

Gamer Standard Time (GST) is a time zone for gaming worlds, virtual worlds, and all online forms of video game playing.

It just happens to coincide with PST (Pacific Standard Time), probably because California is the leading place for the video gaming industry and virtual worlds.

1: "What time do you want to start a game tonight? Around 9 Gamer Standard Time?"

2: "Sure. So GST is what...? 8pm for me here in Denver?"

1: "No, it's 10pm for Mountain Time."

2: "Hell yeah! See you later!"

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Whyoming

defn: A place you want to avoid like the plague.

Whyoming, a play on the spelling and name of the desolate state Wyoming, adding a "h" in a proper place, helps ask the eternal question: "Why?"

Wyoming is a cold, very windy, desolate state. It has the least amount of people per square mile for a reason. The largest city is its capital, Cheyenne, which is in the range of 60,000 people (yes, a few universities have more students than that).

In short, though it has a few beautiful areas, it's known to urban and city people as a place to avoid like the plague. Why go to Wyoming when Colorado is nearby?

"I don't wanna' go to that lame frat party--that's Whyoming!"

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Gandhi

A slang term, usually plural "Gandhis," for money.

Usually it is used when referring to spending money or having a lot of money.

It comes from the fact that Mahatma Gandhi is on about every piece of monetary unit in India. If you ever visit India, you will be spending various bills and coins with this man emblazoned on them.

1. "Man, this new store is HOT! I am definitely going to be droppin' some Gandhis!"

2. "Woo hoo! I just got PAID! I'm rolling in the Gandhis now!"

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get my nerd on

When needing to immerse oneself in a situation of "nerdy" people, one needs to occasionally adapt oneself to fit in. This is not necessarily a bad thing—it can be hilariously fun and inclusive, rather than having to feel like an outsider. However, it can be bad if the wrong person catches you getting your nerd on, giving them a horribly wrong impression of you (Read: dating potential).

"Man, I'm gonna' SO get my nerd on this weekend at Comic Con."

"Why is it when I go to either a Star Trek convention, Scarborough Faire, or some comic convention, I have to get my nerd on to fit in?"

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