Existence of the Existence

The ultimate question, the search for Are We,or We Are,I Am,or Am I.

The great quest for ,The existence of the existence has kept many a philosopher up late at night

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Ly ee

Ly ee is the person being lied to.

The husband,the liar said to the wife,the ly ee ,no I didnt have sex with your sister.

Luvlie

A lie told to easy someone you care about,s feelings,health,sanity.

I told my wife I wasnt out with her sister when I really was ,I told this luvlie because she might have a stroke if I told the truth.

BUGGERTONGUE

When your tongue dents a turd during forplay.Solid stool is very noticeable where as loose stool may go unnoticed.

Boom,I hit something up there,and OMG I did a Buggertongue.It was like poke a play dough.

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METHETIQUETTE

To properly use in the art of smoking and keeping your tool clean and new looking.In all social settings.

Crumb amazed everyone at his display of proper METHETIQUETTE, and his ability to socialize in and out of every and any groups of smokers.

Poo goo

When you stick your finger into your butt and wiggle it around ,pull it out and there is something on it that you can't see but you can smell,thats poo goo.Also known as potent aphrodisiac when held under subjects nose.

I PUT MY FINGER IN MY BUTT,PULLED IT OUT AND HAD POO GOO ON IT.I COULDN'T SEE IT BUT I COULD SURE SMELL IT.

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Audeficate

To speak bullshit,lies,when his mouth opened the audefication started.Crapolla, falsehood,untruths.

I knew when his mouth was going he began to audeficate.