european teacup

Filling up someone's mouth with pee while their head is titled back then sipping the pee out like their mouth is a teacup.

I gave this girl a european teacup last night. I just ate asparagus so it was a bit funky.

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stripper bank

A box under your bed filled with dirtier than usual 1's, 5's, and 20's that smell of butt sweat. The money may also appear to glitter from the lotion, glitter, and bodily bodily fluids they picked up during the transaction in which they were acquired.

Porsche was shocked to hear that the lender a picture of the money from her stripper bank as proof of funds to close her transaction.