Walking Tortoise Head

An extreme case of Turtle Head, in which the victim is forced to take sliding baby steps and clench their butt cheeks in order to avoid a full on pant's crapping episode.

You suddenly realize you have turtle head. You leave your desk and take several steps towards the restroom only to experience the second stage of Turtle Head called, "Walking Tortoise Head". You clench your butt cheeks together and make baby steps praying for the strength and the luck to make it to the toilet in time to release this angry monster.

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Gothnastic

When something is so utterly Goth it rises to a level beyond Emotastic and begins to redefine fundamental laws of space and time with it's very Gothness.

Like watching Twilight New Beginning and wishing you had a bucket to puke in. This movie is Gothnastic beyond all belief.