Mervin

A desperate, usually oafish, overly sappy individual who goes out of his way to win the effection of a female who is way out of his league, usually making himself look stupid at some point.

Ew. Like, that guy I work with is a total Mervin. He keeps asking me out, giving me flowers and writing dumb poems. There is no way a girl like me is going out with a fat moron like him.

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Jizz Rocket

An extremely powerful, yet elusive version of male ejaculation. This often occurs every so often during sex where the ejaculation shoots a much further distance than normal. The amount of semen shot is also greatly increased as well.

I pulled my dick out of her mouth right before I was going to cum, I stood up as she layed down on the bed and I launched a jizz rocket. Man, she was drenched in cum, along with the bed and walls!

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