howyamomanem

'Howyamomanem' is a shortened, lazy way of asking "How is your Mom and them?" which itself is a pleasant greeting asking "How is your mother doing? And the rest of the family?" This phrase was originated in the 'coonass' areas of Louisiana (chiefly southern areas of the state), and in recent years has spread to other surrounding geographical areas.

"Eh Thibodeux, howyamomanem?"

"Eh, dey doin arrite. Danku for axin!"

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Charlie Sheen

Legendary party animal. Gets the best drugs, booze, and porn whores money can buy. The hardest fucking partyer since Rick James, may he rest in peace (See, that shit'll catch up with you!)

Oh, also star of one of the highest rated tv shows, Two and a Half Men, and he made some halfway decent movies in the 80's.

Dude, I got my 8 ball and I'm meeting up with Buffy and Cindy tonight. I'm ready to get my Charlie Sheen on!

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scorched earth policy

When someone, male or female, is dumped, scorned, or kicked to the curb by their significant other, they begin to fuck 'everything in sight' to get back at their ex.

Joe: "Dude, I saw your ex making out with the bouncer last night, then I saw them leave the bar together at 2am. I bet he tore that shit up last night"

Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"

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