Hoodie Skank

A way to wear clothing. Usually this look is achieved by a girl somewhere between the ages of 14-25. The clothing donned in the winter consists of tight, low-riding jeans and a hoodie. For an authentic look the hoodie should belong to a boyfriend and be a few sizes too big. The makeup consists of mostly eye liner and mascara. The makeup in combination with super straightened hair and the hoodie is really the whole key to pulling off the look.

In the summer the jeans can be exchanged for a pair of Soffe shorts that are rolled down at the hips just enough to expose some flesh hanging over the side. Victoria's Secret line of "Pink" sweatpants is also commonly seen in this wardrobe.

"She had to get up awfully early to achieve that casual trashy look."
"Who?"
"That hoodie skank over there."

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Broadway Tourette's

1. The sudden involuntary spasmodic singing of Broadway songs.
(definition from Garrison Keillor's "Guy Noir" February 4, 2006)

2. More broadly, it can also include songs from other musicals, movies, and shows that may or may not have been on Broadway.

"I can't find my keys, but they've got to be somewhere!"
"Somewhere? Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high..."
"Could you control your Broadway Tourette's? I really need to find my keys."

Neville Step

Noun
A step on a staircase that is unlike the other steps. It is usually spaced closer together or farther apart than the other steps or has some other kind of deformity. Any or all of the above cause people to trip over it on a regular basis even though they climb that set of stairs frequently.

Derived from the character Neville Longbottom's habit in the Harry Potter series to forget to skip a vanishing step and subsequently get stuck in the staircase.

*step, step, step, trip, fall*
"Dang it! That's the third time today I've tripped over the Neville step!"

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