smegmella

Vagina cheese. Similar to smegma.
Female equivalent to smegma.

Her smegmella has really gotten out of hand!
Determining a female’s need to shower can be defined by the consistency of her smegmella. Smegmella of ricotta cheese consistency is fine, cottage cheese consistency is just gross

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legend of turtle head

The condition where a turd is wishing to protrude from ones anus, but a restroom is not readily available and the long struggle ensues.

Aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your butt crack

Have you ever heard the legend of turtle head? It’s about to not be a legend.

FYI

Fuck you idiot

Safe for work.
I used “FYI” multiple times in the netting today and they just thought I was being information…instead is was cursing them all.