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A man who carries tingle sensation condoms with him. That way he can not only be prepared for safe sex, he can be prepared for fucktastic safe sex.
Brandr's alter-ego was Mr. Tingles, because he believed sex should be as awesome for the girl as it is for him.
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SDM is an acro for "size does matter"
"oh yes... SDM... that's why I dumped Fred."
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We're all aware of the original definition, BUT after many irritating experiences running...
NEW ALTERNATE DEFINITION:
A circle jerk is the group of people who do not move out of your way to let you pass when you are running circular tracks. Furthermore, they may, on purpose, bump into you to throw you off your rhythm.
Start using it if you suffer from this problem. It's very
theraputic!
Bluntly: "Fucking circle jerks"
Secretive: *underbreath* "Fucking Circle Jerks"
One day I'm going to carry a 2 X 4 to knock those circle jerks on their ass for a change
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A man who carries tingle sensation condoms with him. That way he can not only be prepared for safe sex, he can be prepared for great safe sex.
***Durex Tingle condoms are coated in a special lubricant which creates a gentle tingling sensation, heightening stimulation for both partners.***
Brandr's alter-ego was the Tinglenator, because he believed sex should be as awesome for the girl as it is for him.
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