Ground-Rule Double

When a guy finds himself in an unclear sleeping situation with a woman, he is entitled to "take second base" without comment or condemnation.

Guy #1: "Yo, I heard that (insert female name here) crashed in your bed last night."
Guy #2: "Yeah...nothing happend."
Guy #1: "What? You declined a ground-rule double!"
Guy #2: "Shit! Did I really?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, you were definitely entitled to boobie touch-age."

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