Lobing

The opposite of Snozzling (to fuck someone up the nose with your tiny penis), Lobing is to fuck someone up the ear with your tiny penis.

"My penis doesn't fit in your vagina!"
"OK then, let's lobe!"
"Yah, lobing is the only way I can have intercourse with you!"

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Estiguess

Another word for Guesstimate that doesn't sound nearly as retarded. Most people when they want to guess and estimate use the word Guesstimate, which makes them sound like ginourmous assholes.

"Hey do know what time it is?"
"About 3:30"
"How did you figure that out?"
"I guesstimated"
"WOW! You are a fagget, u meant to say that you estiguessed"

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