Caleb is a good guy, he enjoys spending his week simping for his middle school crush Danae gans and eating chicken, he likes to make jokes and say random stuff to his friends, he gets very angry when his friends block him overall don't get in Caleb's bad side.
Jake: who's that dude?
Danae: that's my Bae Caleb!
It's a word u say when ur really angry at someone, you replace "God" with "F$#k" because it sounds more serious and ur not playing around.
Bastard: Hahaha
Good bastard: I Swear to F*ck stop adding me in that group chat!!
Bestie Kat is a word you call a person named Katherine, you call them bestie Kat because overall they are a good friend, they may not answer your messages once and awhile but they are very polite, they like to say thank you and act like there the best.
kat: oh hey John
JOHN: BESTIE KAT!!
A word you say to someone when you've won or outsmarted them.
James: You knew I liked her and you kiss her!?
John: hahaha you've been CHECKMATED
Something you say to someone when you want to challenge that someone
Jhon: I bet I can date her first!
Caleb: who lied to you, also I'm gonna COOK YOUR GOOSE!
A catchphrase u say when something is about to or will go terribly wrong or weird.
Caleb: did you hear that Orlando is dating lianis!?
John: Things Just Got out of Hand
Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long
James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!
Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard