pub spawn

a Scottish or Irish man that basicly lives at the pub and drinks constantly

O'Larry - "Oy, Shamus!"
Shamus - "What you be wanting O'Larry?"
O'Larry - "Do you ever go home?"
Shamus - "Aye, I don't..."
(Long Pause)
O'Larry - "Your Mother's a cow Shamus!"
Shamus - "Aye, and I'm a pub spawn!"
(Fight Breaks Out)

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Keestvilles

(noun) redneck lingo for Keystone Ice

Passenger: You shouldn't be driving while drinking that Keystone Ice...

Driver: It's not a Keystone Ice, it's a Keestville! Now pass me another one out that big ol' case of keestvilles!

Samich

(noun) as once stated by an I.T. professional, samich refers to a woman's reproductive origins because they resemble a roast beef sandwich.

Teacher: Man that's a good samich!
Class: You mean sandwich right?
Teacher: No you idiots!
Class: Then what is it sir?
Teacher: You know when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and they want to have a baby but they do a little foreplay and daddy looks down at mommy's "baby box" and says, "Hmmm honey, your samich looks amazing today!"...
Class:...wtf sir?!
Teacher: Well, you little tards asked.

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Dip Your Fair Share

(verb) to take a dip of snuff from a can of grollie bear.

Sadlick: Hey Fultz, DIP YOUR FAIR SHARE!
Fultz: AHHH GOODIN!

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