Jebbend

Jebbend, is an alternative term for bellend. Often used when one is too high to coherently communicate the world bellend, or when one wishes to cause minimal offense with the term.

"Haha... look at that... look at that jebbend!"

"You my friend are a jebbend."

"I think I hurt my jebbend last night."

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Pimpishness

Pimpishness is a word used to describe something that has gone your way. The exact opposite of owned, pimpishness depicts the unpredictable, and unexpected happening of something that has led to your favour, fortune, and generally gone your way.

I found a five pounds on the road today, it was pimpishness.

It was so pimpishness; I was walking down the road, and the hottest girl in town came up and kissed me.