ICU

acronym for International Christian University. it's a college where fucking students go to learn some shit. Some shit is basically all the classes that they offer to teach yet completely fail to teach any motherfucking thing. this is because most teachers are frauds. they are supposed to be devoted Christian and based as fuck. Unfortunately, most of them are just wankers that think wearing a cross is gangsta as fuck. But teachers are not at fault for this. Japan post the N*clear bomb is soy NPC nation filled with kawaii gooners. All they do is watch hentai and AV and jack off till their dick gets demolished. The woman don't do this as they physically cannot goon, however nobody will ever know what the fuck is going through their head because these ladies would rather die than say what's actually on their mind. They so badly want the other to read their mind instead of actually speaking with their mouth. And if you take anything they say literally, You will get marked as an Opp. These ladies are what you might call "Bitches" in the west as they are low key doing scandalous things to everyone behind the scenes. Hence, Japan post ww2 is a totally soy bitch made weasel ass society and the college is just as soy.

Example:

Me: waddup NPCs!
Gooner boy: hey. don't call me that just because I goon to hentai all day long.
Scandalous Bitch: I love that you call me an NPC it's such an amazing nickname.
scandalous bitch runs away crying
Me: what the fuck is her problem?
Gooner boy: that bitch wanted to marry you unless you called her an NPC probably
Me: how the fuck was I supposed to figure that out?
Gooner boy: DUUUDE!! we literally go to ICU together. How did you not figure that out? are you retarded????
Me: shut the fuck up bitch. you fap to hentai

Josh Plenty

The epitome of sex symbol. The most handsome man god has ever created and has the eye of a tiger to match. A man who is basically a walking bitch magnet and can’t get the wet pussies away. The reason for that might be because he is eradicating ugly bitches.

Also the inventor of wet toilet paper grenade which is a form of a middle school prank where you soak toilet paper in water and throw it against a mirror in the toilet. It makes an explosive sound and is very funny. He is a racist fascist fuck and is overall a piece of shit human being but somehow steals the hottest bitches.

Legend says he left 10000 fat bitches in a burning warehouse because they were so ugly it didn’t make his dick hard. And another time he murdered 6 fat bitches in a elevator because the door wouldn’t fucking close. He came out with blood and fat in his hands. Another time he crashed an airplane with the middle eastern pilots because fat bitches next his tiny economy seat, took his fucking spot and pissed him off.
He is a fucking legend

SAGGIN1: was cracking with it vanilla face? What happened to your bitch?
SAGGIN2: don’t ask my n-word, JOSH PLENTY fucking stole my bitch.
SAGGIN1: damn n-word, JOSH PLENTY cucked you huh?

SAGGIN2: yeah he josh plentied me. And he came plenty in my girlfriend too.

ISR

Abbreviation for International Shit by the River which is a huge shit existing somewhere in Europe by a mid tier river that leads to absolutely nowhere. It’s origin is unknown because it was just there since beginning of time to fuck us up. Therefore, it’s fuckness is radiating super hard. It smells like dogshit or horse shit, just any kind of shit. Bitches that come from there are hideous and catastrophically low quality. There are mild aged hoes of many different low species looking to fuck peoples lives there, especially kids of around 13-16. Although the bitches are causing this disaster, nobody in Europe seems to want to start a good ol’ witch hunt.

The kids aka slaves to the system who enter ISR are basically in modern concentration camps and forced to do shit such as; act like playing the drum on the wall, talk about the government of fucking Bangladesh, and Some have to write a message on the wall with literal shit.

When they are finally released, they have the eyes that saw the end of the world. Most people who have seen the terrors ISR never make it in life, often becoming internet addicts later and is never offline on discord. Then they develop a severe porn addiction to which their excuse is that they have elevated to men of culture but in reality, they just have to fuck so bad their balls burst but can’t physically get in the sunlight anymore after enduring ISR. ISR is a major threat to the society

Dwight: look at this look at this!!!
Chad: The fuck this is fucked up. Stop showing me JOJO bizzare porn
Dwight: so you aren’t a man of culture after all. Pathetic.
Chad: If you weren’t writing this on discord chat to me right now, you would have been fine. But you chose to add pathetic at the end…
Dwight: you know I can’t go outside no more. ISR fucked me up bad
Chad: sorry about your loss

Mom: honey, something is really off with our son, he’s sitting infront of his computer buttass naked all day. I wonder if ISR fucked him up
Dad: oh baby. It’s nothing he’s a teenager. He’ll grow out of it soon
Mom: Honey what the fuck? His room is covered with moist tissues and smell of sex. He should not have saw ISR
Dad: it’s okaaaay. He’s our son he’s gonna be just fine.
Mom: there’s cartoon sex with censored genitalia with heavy moaning on hi
Dad: NOOOO FUCK. OH HELLNAAWW. Fuck baby ISR fucking fucked it. Our son is watching Hentai NOOOOOOOOO

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Connor r

A man who looks and acts like a weasel. He can only do 5 pull ups and somehow thinks that he’s the man. Many consider him as a bottom brother of the Weasleys. He is often glued to his phone playing a fucking mobile game.

Jon: hey weasel how many pullups have you done? 1?

Connor R: noooo no I did 10 man

Jon: shut up weasel go play your ipad game son
Connor R: it’s dokkan battle you wouldn’t understand
Jon: that’s why you’re such a weasel