kremer

A male who possesses an abundance of fertility but is deemed unsuitable for reproduction due to a history of failures in life, leading to the belief that their offspring would inherit these shortcomings.

Often characterized by a lack of ambition or poor decision-making, a Kremer is the type of guy who might be great at partying but not so great at parenting and populating the world with good genes.

"Dude, that Kenneth is such a Kremer; he can barely take care of himself, let alone a kid!"

"If he thinks he’s ready to be a dad, he’s totally a Kremer—no way those genes should be passed on!"