Two Pancakes Nailed to a Wall

Extremely droopy, saggy, or otherwise flat and flapping breasts.

Betcha without that wonderbra she's lookin' like two pancakes nailed to a wall...

A Bag o' Beagles

Adjective used to describe the appearance of a person's posterior, when they are wearing too-tight pants and are currently in motion. Just visualize a sack with several small dogs inside.

"Honey, do these pants make my ass look fat?"

"No, dear, it looks like a bag o' beagles."

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Royal Flush

Call that trumps someone's "fives", allowing you to take the seat they just vacated.

Dude, why'd you take my seat, I called fives?
My Royal Flush beat out your fives, so piss off.

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