Corey

The cutest boy to ever live

Mimi-“Hi,have you seen that cute boy Corey”

Lydia-“THAT MY BROTHER AND YOUR BOYFRIEND”

Mimi-“I’m so glad I’m Corey’s girlfriend”

Russell Crowe

An actor who thinks he can sing. Possessor of the largest ego known to mankind, he is a perfect asshat. Well known for the movie Gladiator, bar brawls, biting people, and fucking married co-stars.

Russell Crowe will never work in this town again!!!