Phantom Karl

To sneak ninja-like into someones home leaving a steaming pile of shit to be discovered the next morning.

Tom awoke to the odor of a steaming Phantom Karl with no sign of perpetator to be found.

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alimentary canal

The channel connecting the mouth to the anus in one beautiful and continuous passageway.

I used to enjoy kissing people, until I learned what the alimentary canal is.

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caligula

1) A Roman emperor who suffered from syphilis. Reputed to have had sexual relations with his sister (among other people and things) and ate her corpse after she died of the disease.

2)Someone who is incredibly perverted

1) Caligula once ruled Rome.

2) Dude, that guy just sucked off some guy so he could spit the cum at his statistics professor! What a Caligula!

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deported

The accion of, to and or be fucked...

Juan Carlos Carreto.

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poopchute

1) Rectal opening
2) A game similar to BS, except with elements of Truth or Dare (played mostly on college campuses)

1) That guy got fucked in the poopchute!
2) My girlfriend wants to kiss your girlfriend...let's go play Poopchute!

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pharmacology

n. NOT PHARMACY, but rather the study of chemical interactions in living organisms, especially those with possible therapeutic value.

I am not studying to be a pharmacist; I am doing pharmacology research, you *&#%!

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Wet Steiner

n. A wet shit fart(shart) that is accompanied by the distinct odor of beer from the night before.

My Wet Steiner stained my sheets with a faint smell of day before Mickeys.

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