Tundra Bitch

1. Preppy, bitchy girls living in the colder regions of America.

2. Girls whose outfits usually consist of Northface fleece jackets, Ugg boots, tight, black leggings, and copious amounts of makeup. Some tundra bitches will substitute the fleece for a fur-hooded coat.

Guy: That tundra bitch is hot.

Guy 2: Yeah, if girls who look like Yetis with fake tans appeal to you.

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Respectorals

Respectable pectoral muscles.

Guy: You wanna hit the gym today?

Guy 2: Sure, I have to work my triceps.

Guy: Yeah, and I've got to get some respectorals. My pectorals are so not respect-worthy.

Summiting the Mountain

(N.) The initial ascent of a hand to the precipice of a breast, wherein the nipple represents the peak.

Peter: I got to second base with Jamie last night.

Nicholas: Nice. I love summiting the mountain.

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AHAP

An acronym standing for "As High As Possible."

Guy: We should pack another bowl. I want to see this play AHAP.

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Fungry

1. Fun-hungry. Like you really want to have fun.

Guy: Man, I am so bored. I want to have fun.

Guy 2: I know, I'm so fungry.

Guy: ... What?

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Nexter

(N.) 1. The first person to disconnect in a chatroulette video conference.

(N.) 2. Someone who frequently "nexts" people in chatroulette.

Guy: So, I actually found a girl on chatroulette last night. We talked for like ten minutes, it was pretty special.

Guy 2: Wow. So which one of you was the nexter?

Guy: She was. I swear, it's like the second I reach for my zipper...

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Guy: I was chatrouletting with Dan last night. We didn't really talk to anyone.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a big nexter. I think it's become a reflex after seeing so much wang.

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Green Tomato

(N.) A female only slightly underage, usually by one or two years.

James: Beth's been looking really good lately, huh?

Nicholas: Hands off, dude. She's a green tomato. Not quite ripe yet.

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