Hank's razor

A philosophical hypothesis that any apparent health benefits in a scientific study, unless already ruled out, is probably due to wealth and income of the healthier group.

"The study on racket sports implied that they lead to longer lives, but Hank's razor says that's probably because only rich jerks play them."

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Tip baiting

Promising a big tip, usually with an online order, then changing the tip or eliminating it altogether when the service was great, just to be a cheap asshat.

"I'm risking corona just to deliver these bougie jerks' groceries and half of them are tip baiting me! I have bills, too!"

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