Heteroshafted

When two heterosexual men decide to fuck, but at the climax, one of them realizes the other doesn’t have socks on.

Derek: Was he wearing socks?

John: He forgot
Derek: You got heteroshafted

Stimies

Slang for stimulants

“What the fuck is up with Bob”
“He took some stimies and is on cloud 9 right now”

Bob

Just a basic white guy. Usually gets killed in movies, games, and other forms of media.

Hey, my name is Bob, and I am the manger of your local RadioShack.

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