Sloaded

The point between being heavily buzzed and too full-on drunk/stoned/high to do anything, so you can't really do much but you're aware of your state. Usually associated with lazy drunks.

No, I can't go bowling tonight because I'm too sloaded to get off the couch.

I went to pick her up, but she was sloaded and would have been worthless.

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