Lana

A fat beached whale that attempts to fit in to general society but cannot fit due to her fat size. Lanas in the wild enjoy making rumours about others because they have an empty life and no soul. Their favorite hobby is opening the fridge and they are well known for having unattended birthday parties. If a wild Lana was to get angry they would most likely suck you into their black hole stomach and devour your family back to your ancestors.

Holy Shit, its a beached Lana. Shes so fucking fat! Take a picture before she falsely accuses you.

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