schmutz

Used by Jewish mothers to identify that you've got some kind of crap on your face

Mommy: You've got som Schmutz on your face, Oy!
You: blech!

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Fuzz

One hell of a cool Asian!

Cam:Wow Fuzz, where'd you get your hair cut?
Fuzz:Umm, DUH! My bathroom! My barber lives there!!!!

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sandy gull

You are having sex on the beach with a lady and right before you are about to cum in them you pull your penis out and stick it into the sand then put it back into the lady’s vegina and she makes a sound like a seagull

I was having sex with this girl on the beach last night and I sandy gulled her

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