hand slutting fuck slapper

Someone that is such an annoying drunk that you force yourself to leave the room to keep from beating thier face in.

Person One: Hey dude, that guys such a hand slutting fuck slapper.
Person Two: Ya I think we should leave before we get in to trouble.

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crab farm

A person so infested with crabs that the crabs take up permanent residence on the person and begin farming said person's pubic region to counteract the rapid population growth.

Person One: Hey dude, that chicks got crabs.
Person Two: How bad?
Person One: She's a fuckin crab farm.

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