Logy Bear

a toothpick built predator that sniffs out the innocent, intoxicated ponty girls.

“i might not wear a skirt to that party, I heard that logy bear is there”

“I can’t go to ponty”
“why not?”
“logy bear is at it again in the bushes with his binoculars”

“fuck mush we lost 0-19 again today”
“aye you know why don’t you, logan ash is in goals mun”