PISS SNAKE

The stream of urine which "snakes" accros the pavement wile you are pissing in the corner of a shop window on the way home drunk. Yeah you know you have done it.

1."Woah guys watch out theres a piss snake ahead."

2."Woooo hooo check out my piss snake its gona tangle with your shoelaces dude"

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soapboxing

Having sex in the shower or bath while washing

"Hey why dont we shower togehter and save water? "
"Yeah great idea, you can soapbox me."
"mmmm soapboxing is one sure way to get clean as a whistle"

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yellow page

A telephone directory with the slogan "let your fingers do the walking"

Taken litteraly it is to poke or finger bang a vagina.

"Bro so did you yellow page her last night?"
"Yeah i let my fingers do the walking"

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