Ersser

A pubic wig created mostly from shaved cat hair. Ironically, it is rarely used by women, instead preferred by the more hairy-shafted man to complement the rest of his wang-foliage.

Dude, that guy's ersser was off the richter.

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Path to glory

The thin strip of skin that occupies the space between the anus and either:

a) Your balls

or

b) Your coochie.

Called thus due to the reward that awaits any person willing to traverse this path.

Aragorn shuddered as the dwarf traversed his path to glory in search of brown gold.

Bob's path to glory had ruptured due to an invasive colonoscopy.

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