Elbeniz

Big brownish monkey who claims to have the biggest dick of all time. He has lived in Texas which made him more fertile and bigger. As he says "Everything is bigger in Texas".

Girl 1: How is your dick so big
Elbeniz: Everything is bigger in Texas
Girl 1: No I mean why do you have a boner in math class

Can Cimen

The seamen goddess. A lesbian goddess that has a very deep vagina and is the strongest goddess to exist. Has a Turkish and Slavic origin. Really likes playing games, watching anime and has a screen time of 24 hours per day. Really likes women. Has really wise words and quotes at times.

Girl 1: Hello
Can Cimen: Purple dinosaur watermelon sprinkle

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