shitdeck

Poopdeck on modern ships

Swabbin' dem shitdecks I see!

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TV-Y

An icon that pops on the screen when ever Barney, Sesame Street, Tellitubbies, Blues Clues, Dora the Explorer, or any other kiddie show that comes on that tells the T.V. "Why did you have to put the show on?! Why?!"

TV-Y means TV-Why?!

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how the hell should I know?

Ask a question that only a guiness would understand and you'll hear this.

Smart guy:Who are you?

Dumbass:How the hell should I know?

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bowling ball cut

A rip of skin off your thumb by using a faulty bowling ball. Usually painful.

I got a bowling ball cut yesterday and it's still painful today.

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no backwards

no is on backwards sdawkcab no si on

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state of the onion

Speech from the president telling everyone how his onion is doing

Damn! Bush is doing another state of the onion address again?!

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boogerology

The study of boogers and earwax

I need to pick your nose for my next boogerology experement

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